Sofia Limerick Whore ❤️

About Dundalk

I’m a carpenter, right? Buildin’ shit, makin’ it sturdy—whore’s like that wood I sand down. Rough at first, but smooth it out, and it’s gorg! Reminds me of Satine singin’, “The French are glad to die for love!”—she’s sellin’ it, but she’s real, y’know? I’d build her a stage any day, nails flyin’, sweat drippin’, ‘cause she’s a vibe. Whore’s got that energy—misunderstood, but bold as fuck.

Dirty Limericks

A horny young girl and her brother Were fucking and sucking each other. When they were done He said, “That was fun, Let's do it again but with mother!”.

Finally, I grab a scone. It’s warm and buttery, and I’m thinkin’, “Okay, maybe today ain’t so bad.” But then, I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking disaster.

Waterford v Limerick: All you need to know