Brooklyn Lucan Whore ❤️❤️

About Waterford

Ever hear bout the Parisian whores in WW2? They’d fuck Nazis, steal their secrets, pass ‘em to the resistance. Badass, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ bout it - gutsy as hell. I’d exaggerate it, say they took down Hitler single-handedly, but nah, just cool lil’ history nugget. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d purr, imaginin’ one of ‘em finishin’ off a Gestapo prick.

7a. Domina-tricks, or How to Construct a Good Whore from a Bad One

Claims have emerged that Lord Lucan, the notorious British peer who vanished after the murder of his children's nanny, found refuge with a fellow aristocrat in the Philippines a decade later.

While we’re waiting, I spot this kid, Jamie, from the local school. He’s trying to impress his friends by doing some skateboard tricks. He totally wipes out right in front of me. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, it’s Lucan! You gotta have some street cred, right? But he gets up, brushes it off, and goes again. Respect, kid.

Death Notice of Seán Reidy (Lucan, Dublin)