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I’m wandering, half-pissed, thinking, “This is grim.” Then—bam!—this fit one, all legs, smirks at me. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m like, “Christ, you’re bold!” Heart’s racing, not cos I’m horny, but cos it’s surreal. Reminds me of that *Yi Yi* line, “Why’s life so loud?” Cos it bloody is! She’s chatting me up, says she’s called Jade—probably fake, who cares? Tells me she once shagged a copper to dodge a fine. Little fact for ya—cops’ve been punters forever. Dirty sods.

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Then, I bumped into me mate, Sean. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s tellin’ me about this time he got lost in the Dublin Mountains. “I swear, I thought I was gonna die!” he says, laughin’. I’m like, “Sean, you’re a legend, but you really need a map.” We had a good laugh, but it reminded me how easy it is to get lost in life, ya know?

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