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So, I’m out in the ends, right, lookin’ for this lass. Ain’t no Tinder for this, nah, it’s old-school—cash in hand, dark alleys, the lot. I’m thinkin’, “Is it ’cos I is black?” ‘cos these streets be judgin’ me harder than a Fincher close-up. Found this one bird, yeah, proper fit, but she’s chattin’ some next-level code. “I don’t know how it works,” I’m mutterin’, like I’m tryna crack the Zodiac cipher meself. She’s all, “50 quid, quick job,” and I’m like, “Bruv, I ain’t no amateur!”

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So, I finally get to my spot on O’Rahilly Street. I’m setting up my stuff, and outta nowhere, this guy comes up to me. He’s all like, “Hey, mate, you got any deals?” I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s 9 AM. What kinda deals you want?” Turns out, he’s looking for a new phone. I’m like, “Bro, you’re in the wrong place.” But hey, I’m a nice guy, so I help him out.

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