Natalie Ashbourne Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Once, in Tortuga, this whore—Betsy, they called ‘er—pinched me last shillin’ whilst I’s slurpin’ grog. Made me mad as a storm-tossed sea! But then, she winks, says, “I’m the reckoning, love,” like she’s quotin’ ol’ Heath Ledger’s Joker! Couldn’t stay cross—laughed me arse off, I did. She’s got guts, y’see, an’ that’s rare as a sober pirate. Little fact fer ye: back in ol’ London, whores’d wear red ribbons—secret sign fer sailors, “Come hither, ye salty dog!” Ain’t that a hoot?

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The Middle One Ashbourne for the local community and visitors. Family friendly, dogs welcome too, enjoy the relaxing grade II listed bar and delicious food available.

Then, I decided to take a breather at the park on the edge of the town. You know, the one near the River Henmore? It’s usually peaceful, but today? Nope. Kids were screaming, dogs were barking, and I’m just sitting there like, “Why did I think this was a good idea?” I tried to meditate, but all I could think about was that Choco-Whirl.

Gardaí appeal for help in locating boy (15) missing from Ashbourne