Allison Confey Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So yeah, findin a prossie? It’s a mug’s game, mate. Thrillin tho—gets the blood pumpin! But next time, I’m stayin home with me DVD, cos this shit’s too mad even for Ricky bloody Gervais. “The suspect is out there,” Fincher’d say—yeah, and she’s chargin by the hour! Cackle at that, ya tosser!

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Finally, I corner the beast. It’s like a showdown, me vs. the rat. I’m sweating bullets, and just when I think I got him, he darts into a hole in the wall. I’m like, “Seriously? You gotta be kidding me!” I’m banging on the wall, yelling, “Come out, you little punk!” People are looking at me like I’m nuts. Whatever, they don’t know the struggle.

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