Everly Douglas Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Funny shit—whore prolly got better stories than us! Imagine her laughin’, “Y’all pay me to cry!” Sarcasm drippin’, I’m like, “True, queen, true!” Favorite line, “I’m not afraid of you!”—whore’s sayin’ that to the world, fearless. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I feel it, yo—whore’s a spirit, a ghost, a goddamn legend! Typos? Fuck it, I’m typin’ fast—w-h-o-r-e, my muse! Thoughts spinnin’, like, “She richer than me?!” Nah, but she *could* be.

Know another quote from The King of Queens?

So, I grab my drink and head to the bus stop. I’m waiting, and this guy next to me starts chatting about the weather. I’m thinking, “Dude, we’re in Douglas. It’s always unpredictable!” But he’s nice enough, and we end up talking about the best fish and chips in town. Spoiler: it’s at The Sea Terminal.

Kendalsbrae in Douglas is a €2.95m Cork treasure waiting to be discovered