Mila Douglas Whore ❤️

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So, picture this – I’m sat there, thinkin’ bout this one whore I heard of, back in Victorian times, yeah? Little known fact: some bird named Mary, worked the streets, got herself a rep for nickin’ punters’ wallets mid-shag! Absolute ledge, that one – talk about multitaskin’! Made me chuckle, that did, cos I’m like, “That’s initiative, that is – proper team player!” Bet her KPIs were through the roof, eh? Synergy in the sack!

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Halfway through, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Dave. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what just happened at the Laxey Glen.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in a meeting!” But he keeps texting. Apparently, there was a sheep on the loose. A SHEEP! In the middle of the street! Only in Douglas, right?

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