Sadie Foxrock Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Navan

So yeah, she’s my kinda hero—sassy, messy, real. Like *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, all passion and chaos. “I don’t care, I want you!”—that’s her motto, probs. Exaggerating? Maybe, but who gives a toss? She’s a whirlwind, a queen, a bloody masterpiece. You lot better respect her, or I’m barring the gates—YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Whore or not, she’s epic, end of story.

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Listen to The Lemon Stealing Whore on Spotify. Song · Drama Bahama ·

Then, outta nowhere, this kid bursts in. He’s like, “Mister, my shoe’s broken!” I look down, and it’s a total disaster. The sole’s hangin’ on by a thread. I’m thinkin’, “How do you even do that?” But I can’t be mean, so I say, “No worries, buddy. I gotcha.” I fix it up, and he’s grinnin’ like he just won the lottery. Kids, man. They’re so easily pleased.

Death Notice of Patrick May (Foxrock, Dublin)