Aurora Limerick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Waterford

So, I’m sittin’ here, starfish brain spinnin’, thinkin’ ‘bout this one whore I heard of. Some old story – true stuff, swear! Back in, like, 1800s London, there was this gal, Mary Ann Nichols. She was a whore, but not fancy or nothin’. Poor lady got killed by Jack the Ripper – bam! Messed up, right? Made me mad, ‘cause she was just tryna eat, ya know? "Be careful who you trust," Eli says in the movie – whores prolly think that all the time! Surprised me how rough life was for ‘em.

Famous limericks (not for the faint of heart)

There once was a girl from Peru · Who filled her pussy with glue · She said with a grin · If they'll pay to get in · Then they'll pay to get out of me too.

But then, I see this guy on a bike. He’s zoomin’ past, and I swear he almost takes out a tourist. I’m shoutin’, “Watch it, mate!” But he just laughs and keeps goin’. Classic Limerick, right?

Call for blood donors in Limerick issued by IBTS as blood stock levels fall after Easter