Amelia Maynooth Whore ❤️

About Bray

I seen some shit, brother, back in the wrestlin’ days—whores hangin’ round the ring, lookin’ for a payday. One chick, swear to God, had a tattoo of me, Hogan, right on her thigh! Made me laugh my ass off, like, “Sister, you’re wilder than a piledriver!” Little known fact—some of these gals got stories deeper than the Grand Canyon. One told me she paid her way thru nursin’ school slingin’ ass—how’s that for a twist, brother?

Hup the village.

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Dave. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta see this!” I’m thinking, “What now?” Turns out, there’s a pop-up market at the Maynooth Town Park. Fresh produce, crafts, the whole shebang. I’m like, “Can’t I just finish this meeting first?” But the thought of those fresh strawberries is killing me.

Professorial Inaugural Lecture