Lila Rathmines Whore ❤️

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So, picture dis—me, snippin’ hair, buzz buzz, and dis chick walks in, skirt shorter dan my patience. I’m tinking, “What is zis, a parade of legs?” She’s all, “Gimme a trim,” but her eyes screamin’ she’s sellin’ more dan a sob story. Lightbulb! I catch it quick—whore vibes, straight up. Reminds me of dat line in “Holy Motors”—“Beauty? Beauty is in ze doing.” She’s doin’ plenty, hah! Workin’ dem streets like it’s her stage, and I’m just here, scissors in hand, watchin’ da show.

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Then, I move on to the lady with the wrist. She’s a bit dramatic, like, “Oh my God, it hurts!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a magician.” But I get her sorted, and she’s all smiles after. I mean, it’s nice to help, but sometimes I just wanna scream, “Chill out!”

Plans to demolish derelict Rathmines building and build apartment block