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Alright, mate, strap in—David Brent’s here! Erotic-massage, yeah? Absolute game-changer, innit? I’m the Potter, seein’ what others miss—pure genius! So, picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than a corporate handshake, and some geezer’s hands goin’ all “team-building exercise” on ya. Love it! Gets me buzzin’ like a motivational seminar on steroids. Reminds me of *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*—y’know, my fave flick—where the doc says, “The dead don’t care.” Well, mate, after a proper rubdown, I’m half-dead meself—bliss!

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When I get there, it’s packed! People everywhere, vendors shouting about their fresh produce. I see this one guy selling the biggest watermelons I’ve ever seen. I mean, seriously, they’re like the size of my head! I can’t help but laugh. I’m like, “Who’s eating all this watermelon?”

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