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So, I’m out there, checkin’ this whore out—skinny leaves, all whirly, tiny white flowers, real cute, huh? Nope, it’s a liar, hidin’ its poison like a pro. Got me thinkin’—plants are just like people, puttin’ on a show. Kinda like Gabita in the movie, playin’ dumb while chaos brews. “We’ll manage somehow,” she says—sure, if “manage” means losin’ half your livestock, idiot.

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After that chaos, we decide to hit up the beach. Yeah, Rishon has a beach! It’s not Tel Aviv, but it’s got its charm. We grab some snacks from a vendor on the promenade. I get a falafel, and it’s the best I’ve ever had. Like, how do they make it so good? I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this guy trying to impress a girl. He’s doing all these tricks with a frisbee. Spoiler alert: he fails miserably. The frisbee hits a seagull, and the bird goes nuts! I’m dying laughing.