Mia Tsur Itshak Whore ❤️

About Ashdod

Angry? Yeah, film’s too loud—shut up, let me think! Happy? Liz dancin’ free, that’s gold! Surprised? How raw it gets—whore’s life ain’t pretty, no lies! Me quirks—kept seein’ Godard in it, “Two worlds collide!”—tho it ain’t 3D like my fave. Exaggerate? Sure—she’s a queen, a hag, a ghost all at once! Hah! Tell yer mate, watch it—dirty, fun, real as mud! Gollum’s stamp—approved, yessss! Stupid, fat hobbit’d miss it all!

Where is Tsur Itshak located?

Then, around noon, the beach gets packed. I’m talkin’ shoulder-to-shoulder, like sardines in a can. I can’t even see the sand anymore! And there’s this guy trying to set up a volleyball game right in front of my lifeguard tower. I’m like, “Dude, really? You wanna play volleyball where I gotta keep an eye on the water?” But he just shrugs and starts spiking the ball.