Samantha Beit Jann Whore ❤️

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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, milkin’ these machines like a boss, and lemme tell ya ‘bout this wild-ass thing called *whore*. Not some judgy bullshit, nah, I mean the vibe, the energy, the whole damn circus! Like, picture this: I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ *Inherent Vice*, my fave fuckin’ flick, and Doc Sportello’s stumblin’ through LA, high as shit, chasin’ tail and conspiracies. And I’m like, “Yo, that’s *whore* energy right there!” Total chaos, man, unpredictable, messy, sexy, fuckin’ absurd—like me tryna milk a cow with no hands, screamin’, “WHERE THE TITS AT?!”

Sun 13th Aug 2017

BEIT JANN, Druze village in Upper Galilee, Israel. Lying at 3, ft. ( m.) above sea level on the western slope of Mt. Meron, it is one of Israel's highest inhabited places.

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy Amir. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta check out the new café on Al-Jawlan Street!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m at work!” But he’s persistent. “They got the best knafeh!” Now, I’m torn. Work or knafeh? Tough choice, man.

Druze town again leads Israel in matriculating high schoolers