Zoe Jerusalem Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Tel Aviv

Like, literally, ohmigod, being a lifeguard’s wild! So, I’m out here, savin’ lives, lookin’ hot, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores, ya know? Not, like, judgin’ or anything—live your truth, babe! But, like, what’s the vibe? I’m obsessed with “Toni Erdmann,” that movie’s my soul, right? That scene where he’s all, “Life’s just a big joke,” I FELT that. Whores, tho, they’re out here livin’ unapologetic, no filter, no fakes. Kinda like Toni’s dad with that wig—random, bold, messy!

Passages from Revelation

Now then, Jerusalem, you whore! Hear what the LORD is saying. This is what the Sovereign LORD says: “You stripped off your clothes and, like a prostitute.

But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and lands right on my shoulder. I freaked out! Like, what the heck, bird? I’m not your perch! Everyone around me started laughing. I was so embarrassed, but hey, it made for a good story, right?

April 30: Fires force Israel’s leading TV station to evacuate studio in mid-news broadcast