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Oh, and get this—I was peekin’ out my window one night, saw this shady deal go down. Reminded me of that line, “You’re the first I’ve really missed.” Kinda sad, huh? This gal looked lonely, like she was waitin’ for somethin’ more. Made me happy I got my Homer—well, sorta. Hmm… Point is, it’s a hustle, a job, but risky as heck! Cops, creeps, STDs—yikes! You’re gamblin’ more than just dollars, pal.

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Then, I bump into my buddy Yossi. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s ranting about his cat, Momo, who apparently thinks she’s a dog now. I’m like, “Dude, that’s just a cat being a cat.” But he’s convinced Momo’s plotting world domination. I can’t even.