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About Jerusalem

So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

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First off, I’m running late. Like, super late. I grab my coffee from that little café on HaGolan Street. You know the one? The barista there is always grumpy, but today, she actually smiled! I thought I was dreaming. I mean, who knew a smile could exist before 9 AM? I was like, “Did you win the lottery or something?” She just rolled her eyes. Classic.

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