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Ain’t all doom, tho—some of ‘em choose it, own it, flip the script. Power moves, baby! But the stench of desperation? That lingers, like a bad cut in Lynch’s edit bay. I’d burn it down if I could—well, nah, too dramatic, even for me. Ha! Point is, brothels are a trip—messy, raw, human as fuck. “This is the dream place,” Lynch’d say, and shit, he ain’t wrong—nightmare and fantasy, all rolled into one. Whatchu think, fam? Crazy, right?

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So, I’m hammering away, trying to get this barrel done for some fancy restaurant on Strandgata. I’m in the zone, right? Then, BAM! My hammer slips, and I smash my thumb. Ouch! I’m hopping around like a madman, cursing in Icelandic and English. “Þetta er ekki í lagi!” (This is not okay!) My buddy Jón comes over, laughing his head off. “You should’ve seen your face!” Thanks, Jón. Real supportive.

Green and going greener: a story from Akureyri, Iceland