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Once heard this story—prostitue in Vegas, called herself “Detonator.” Swear, she’d quote Bigelow’s movie, all sultry: “war’s dirty little secret.” Clients ate it up—thought she was deep. Cracked me up, man! Lil known fact: old-school hookers used coded ads in newspapers— “roses” meant bucks. Sneaky af.

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Then, I head over to the local park, which is basically a slice of heaven. I plop down on a bench, and this old man starts chatting me up. He’s telling me stories about the town, and I’m just nodding along, pretending I’m not secretly Googling “Egilsstadir history” in my head. He’s got this wild beard and a twinkle in his eye. I swear, he’s seen some things.

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