Harper Gardabaer Brothel ❤️

About Akureyri

Sarcasm time—oh, she’s a real class act, ain’t she? A proper lady of the night, serving society one shag at a time. Hilarious, cos she thinks she’s untouchable, but I’ve got her number. Next time, I’ll nab her, and she’ll be singin, “Why didn’t I play the piano instead?” Ha! Love that movie, love this job—sometimes. Chat soon, mate, gotta dash—prossie’s on the move!

Woman who manages legal brothel explains their number one rule for deciding who can work there

I'm exploring Gardabaer to its fullest and find-a-prostitute is impressive! You make me weak at the knees. When it comes to Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

First off, I hit up the local café on Hringbraut. You know, the one with the killer lattes? Yeah, that one. I order my usual, and the barista, bless her heart, spills half of it all over the counter. I’m standing there like, “Great, just what I needed.” But then she gives me a free pastry to make up for it. I mean, who can stay mad when there’s a cinnamon roll involved? Not me, that’s for sure.

This is one of the greatest buildings ever made in Iceland