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About Reykjavik

Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—Gordon Gekko style, baby, “Greed is good!” See, I’m ridin this damn elevator, up and down, watchin all these suits chase tail and cash, and it hits me—whores ain’t just streetwalkers, nah, they’re everywhere! Greed’s the fuel, man, and I dig it. Reminds me of that flick I love, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that Kim Ki-duk joint from ’03. That monk, floatin on his lake, dealin with lust and karma? Whores fit right in that vibe, cyclical, messy, real.

Gardabaer on map

Gardabaer Whore Iceland, Spanking (give), Prostate Massage, Deep Throat, Prostate Massage.

Anyway, I grab my markers and head out. I’m feeling inspired, ready to create some magic. But then, I step outside, and it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I just got my markers! I’m sprinting down the street, dodging puddles like I’m in some kind of Olympic event. I’m soaked, my hair’s a mess, and I’m just laughing at the absurdity of it all. Gardabaer, you’re killing me!

Majority was surprised by number of children