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So I hit the streets, right? Shady part of town, neon lights flickerin like they’re tryna Morse code me some dirty secrets. I’m thinkin, “The cipher’s in the streets, man!”—straight outta *Zodiac*. I see this chick, fishnets ripped to hell, smokin a cig like she’s auditionin for a noir flick. I’m like, “Hey, you workin?” She squints at me, all sassy, “What’s it to ya, grandma?” Grandma?! Bitch, I’m Tina fuckin Fey, I’ll roast you from here to Siberia! Got me heated, but I laughed—props for guts, ya know?

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But then, oh man, I get this text from my buddy. He’s like, “Meet me at the park!” I’m thinkin’, “Which park?” There’s like a million parks in Kopavogur! I finally figure out he means the one by the swimming pool. So I hustle over there, dodging tourists and their selfie sticks.

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