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Little known fact—back in the day, pirates paid whores with gold teeth! Pulled ‘em right outta their mouths—gnarly! Surprised me, man, history’s freaky. I’d be like, “Yo, keep yer chompers, gimme a hug!”—total Bart move. Oh, and some whores in Vegas—they unionized once! Badass, right? Stickin’ it to the man!

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Selfoss is a charming town located in southern Iceland, along the banks of the Ölfusá River. As one of the largest towns in the region, Selfoss serves as a key hub for travelers exploring the .

So, I roll outta bed, grab my gear, and head down to the riverbank on Þjóðvegur. The sun's barely up, and the water's glistening like it’s tryin’ to show off. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day I catch the big one!” But first, coffee. Gotta fuel up, right? I swing by the local café, Kaffi Selfoss. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual—black, strong, and a pastry that’s probably gonna ruin my diet. But who cares? Life’s too short!

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