Emily Selfoss Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, y’all, Git-R-Done! I’m Larry, and lemme tell ya bout this chick – a real whore, man! Watched "White Material" last night, that Claire Denis flick from ’09, my fave, and it got me thinkin’. This gal, she’s like Maria in the movie, runnin’ wild, no shame, just pure chaos. “The plantation’s my home,” Maria says, right? This whore? Her home’s anywhere she flops down, legs spread, cash in hand. I ain’t judgin’, just sayin’ – she’s a tornado in lipstick!

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Whether you intend to stay at a hotel in Selfoss or just stop when exploring Iceland on a self-drive tour, there are plenty of things to do and see in Selfoss that make it a worthwhile place to explore.

But then, I see a couple of locals down by the water, laughing and sharing stories. It hits me—this is what it’s all about. The community, the laughter, the unexpected moments. I might’ve started the day just wanting to fish, but I ended up with a whole lot more.

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