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About Selfoss

Sarcasm’s my shield, so I’m like, “Oh, great, another whore messiah.” But deep down, I’m watchin’ her closer than I admit. She’s a puzzle—lies so thick you can’t tell what’s real. Did she really fuck a senator? Maybe. Did she kill a pimp? Prolly. Everybody lies, but her lies are art. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Hell yeah—she’d say she screwed the pope if it got her extra chow.

Activities

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First off, I head down to the workshop on Skagafjörður Street. It’s a cozy little spot, you know? I’ve got my tools laid out, ready to craft some sweet stoves. But then, bam! My buddy Jón shows up, all frantic. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta see this!” I’m thinkin’, “What now?” Turns out, there’s a huge sale at the local hardware store on Brekkustígur. I mean, who doesn’t love a good deal? So, we ditch the stoves for a bit and race over.

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