Addison Akureyri Whore ❤️

About Kopavogur

So, here’s the deal—I see whores as hustlers, pure greed, baby! Greed is good, drives the world, and they’re cashin’ in. Ain’t no shame in that game. Back in ancient Babylon—true story—they had temple whores, sacred as hell, screwin’ for the gods! Can ya believe that? Blows my damn mind. Makes me happy, tho—people been chasin’ pussy and profit forever, same as me chasin’ deals on Wall Street. Continuity, man, it’s fuckin’ poetic.

Capital of the North

After that little fiasco, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the Akureyri Botanical Garden. It’s beautiful there, man. Flowers everywhere, and the smell? To die for. I’m just chillin’, enjoying the view of the fjord. But then, I see this kid trying to catch a seagull. Like, seriously? What’s wrong with you, kid? Seagulls are like the ninjas of the bird world. You can’t catch them!

Akureyri Heart-Shaped Traffic Lights