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Now, *Far From Heaven*—Cathy, Julianne Moore, she’s all, “I’m trying to understand!”—that’s her line, right? Tryin’ so hard to be good, but if she met a whore? Oh, she’d clutch her pearls and faint! I can see it now—me laughin’, “Cathy, chill, she’s just payin’ rent!” Hah! Total exaggeration, but you feel me. Whores don’t get the credit—always the villain or the punchline. Surprised me, honestly, how much I started rootin’ for ‘em thinkin’ bout this.

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Then, I bump into my buddy Jón. He’s a fisherman, and he’s all excited about his catch. I’m like, “Dude, you catch anything good?” He’s like, “Nah, just some cod.” I’m like, “Bro, cod is still fish!” We laugh, and it’s nice.

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