Ellie Isafjoerdur Whore ❤️❤️

About Kopavogur

So, picture this—ancient Rome, lupanars everywhere, prostitutes dodging senators, coins clinking, dodgy togas flapping. Little known fact: they dyed their hair blonde—saffron stuff, imported, pricey as Jupiter’s bathwater! Shows they had flair, eh? Not just some drab lass on a corner. Made me chukcle—imagine Boris with a blonde wig, stumbling round Westminster, “Eugepae! Where’s my laurel wreath?”

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Our second cruise port on our Icelandic cruise brings us to the West Fjords. We visit Isafjordur, a small town. Here we explore the cute downtown, take a short hike up to see an awesome .

After the rain, the sun comes out. It’s like, “Surprise! Here I am!” I head back outside, and the fjord looks magical. I snap a pic, but my phone dies. Classic! I’m like, “Great, now I can’t even prove I was here.”

Calm Water Kayaking by Ísafjörður Town in the Westfjords - the Kayaking Centre of Iceland