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So, check it – brothels, they’re old as fuck, right? Back in Rome, they had these joints called lupanars – wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled for customers, ha! Little known fact, bro – them walls had graffiti, dirty pics, dudes braggin’ ‘bout who they banged. Kinda like X posts, but hornier. I’m pissed, tho – these days, people act all holy, judgin’ the girls, but they’re the ones sneakin’ in at night, hypocrites! Makes me wanna scream, “I’m still here!” like in “Ten,” y’know?

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Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

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