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So, check it—Brothel’s stock jumped 15% last month! Made me happy as a clam, ‘cause I threw like 50 bucks at it. Thought I’d be rich, livin’ large, buyin’ starfish pants! But then—BOOM—down 10% next week. Made me so mad I yelled, “There’s been too much violence!” like Cathy in the movie. Total drama, right? I was shooketh. Still am. Little factoid for ya—Brothel started in some dude’s basement in 2010. Soup in a basement? Hilarious! Prolly smelled like wet socks down there.

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Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

6.1-magnitude earthquake hits Iceland