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So, I lean over, real gruff, say, “How much, lady?” She smirks, throws out a number—50 bucks! 50 freakin bucks! I’m pissed—highway robbery for 15 minutes of awkward! “I’d rather build a canoe outta spite,” I growl, but she just laughs, like I’m the clown here. I’m thinkin, “This is limbo, man, I’m stuck in freakin limbo,” like in *Inception* when they’re all floatin in that wrecked city. Surprised me, though—she didn’t flinch, tough as nails, gotta respect that. Made me almost happy, seein a gal hold her own in this dump.

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I finally meet up with my buddy at a bar on Via San Lorenzo. We’re laughing, sharing stories, and I’m still buzzing from the wine. The night goes on, and I’m just thinking about how crazy today was. From tripping over cobblestones to wine tasting and random bike crashes, Alba really knows how to keep things interesting.

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