Ella Augusta Whore ❤️

About Bari

So *whore* - it’s like, society’s dirty lil secret. We’re all whores, ain’t we? Sellin’ our souls for a shiny phone, a dope fit, or some overpriced latte. Gets me mad, mate - corporations pimpin’ us out, and we’re like, “Ta, gimme more!” Cosmic wisdom kicks in - I see it, clear as a supernova: we’re wired to want, to crave, like rats in a maze. Fun fact - back in the 80s, ad blokes figured out red makes ya hungry. Now every fast food joint’s bleedin’ red - whore tactics, suckin’ us in!

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Eleven people were arrested Tuesday night for prostitution in Richmond County, an apparent sting operation by the sheriff’s office vice squad. There were six women and five men taken to .

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this dude on the corner of Via Cavour. He’s juggling oranges. Oranges! In Augusta! I’m thinkin’, “What’s next? A lion tamer?” But then, bam! One of those oranges flies right at me. I duck, spill my coffee all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like I’ve been attacked by a fruit salad.

Colt Knost details J.J. Watt’s round at Augusta National