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I’m tryin’ to channel *Almost Famous* vibes—y’know, “It’s all happening!”—but it’s chaos! She’s quotin’ prices—50 bucks for this, 100 for that—and I’m like, “That’s what she said!” every time, ‘cause I’m an idiot. She rolls her eyes—fair. But then she softens, “You’re weird, but kinda cute.” I’m shocked—me? Cute? “I’m incorrigible!” I yell, quotin’ Penny Lane—total dork move. She’s confused, “What’s that mean?” I’m like, “Uh, awesome?”

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But then, I get a text from my boss. Apparently, there’s a meeting about some new program for students. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” I’m trying to juggle my phone, the gelato, and my thoughts. It’s chaos! I’m thinking, “Why can’t life just be simple?”

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