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About Palermo

Whore ain’t just some skank, nah, she’s got history! Back in old times, like medieval crap, whores were runnin’ shit - secret queens of the streets! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh, you ignorant turds! She’s out there, sellin’ her goods, and I’m like, “Sweet Jebus, that’s ballsy!” Kinda like in *Timbuktu*, when that dude’s all, “We do not negotiate!” - Whore don’t neither, she’s in charge, dammit!

Caldaro Sulla Strada del Vino

Welcome to Caldaro in the Oltradige area, a wine village, holiday destination with a Mediterranean flair, haven for gourmets, and lakeside retreat. Lake Caldaro, nestled in a basin, is the .

So, I finally get to the job site, right? It’s this old villa on Via del Lago. Gorgeous place, but man, it’s a fixer-upper. I’m talking about beams that look like they’ve seen better days. I’m all set to start, and then my buddy Marco shows up. He’s late too, of course. He’s got this huge grin on his face, like he just won the lottery. Turns out, he did! He found a stash of old wine bottles in the cellar. Like, who even leaves that behind? I’m happy for him, but also, dude, we got work to do!

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