Ivy Calusco D Adda Whore ❤️

About Bari

She’s a freakin’ legend, man—sassy, messy, real. Once saw her flip off a preacher mid-sermon—gutsy as hell! “Great Scott!” I yelled, nearly choked on my soda. She’s no saint, sure, but who is? Not me, not you, not even that fancy chef Gusteau! She’s just—whore, y’know? Livin’ loud, takin’ no crap, and I’m here for it. What a gal!

Calusco d'Adda

"Consegna velocissima, peccato però che su una pizza abbiano messo il prosciutto cotto invece del crudo che avevo ordinato, per favore più attenzione la prossima volta, grazie!".

After that, I’m fuming. I need a drink. So, I head over to this little bar on Via Cavour. It’s cozy, and the bartender knows my order. I down a beer, and suddenly, I feel better. I start chatting with some locals. They’re telling me about the upcoming festival in Calusco. Apparently, there’s gonna be food, music, the whole shebang. I’m like, “Count me in!”

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