Leah Caneva Whore ❤️

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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, yer ol’ Southern vet, talkin’ bout whores—er, horses, dang it, stupid typos! So, I reckon horses are somethin’ else, big ol’ beasts stompin’ round, makin’ me happier’n a pig in mud. Got this one horse, Bessie, sweetest gal, but stubborn as hell—reminds me of Lt. Aldo Raine in *Inglourious Basterds*. “We in the horse-killin’ bidness?” Naw, we ain’t, but Bessie’d make ya think twice!

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Finally, the power comes back, and I rush out. I’m dodging people on the street, trying to get to the parade. It’s packed! Everyone’s dancing, laughing, and I’m just trying to squeeze through. I bump into this old lady. Sorry, Nonna! She gives me the dirtiest look. I mean, I get it, I’m a hot mess.

Matthias Caneva Tovar Obituary March 4, 2022