Valentina Cernobbio Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

So I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ *The Turin Horse*, my fave flick—Béla Tarr, Ágnes Hranitzky, geniuses, total geniuses—and it’s all bleak, right? That horse, that wind, “The wood is dry,” they say in the movie, and I’m like, “Yeah, dry like my love life!” But whores? They ain’t dry, nah, they’re out there, makin’ it happen, rain or shine. I picture this one gal, let’s call her Sally—prolly not her real name, whores always got aliases, fact of the trade—standin’ on some grimy dock, skirt hiked up, smokin’ a cigarette like she owns the damn port. And I’m like, “Good for you, Sally! Pretty, pretty good hustle!” But also—kinda grosses me out! All those sweaty sailors, me included—ugh, the hygiene, the STENCH. Makes me wanna shower just thinkin’ bout it.

Cernobbio, Italy is a town on the lakeside of Lake Como in Lombardy

So, I’m walking along the lake, feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. Cernobbio is so pretty, with the mountains and the water. I can’t believe I get to live and work here.

Queen Rania shares a photo of a 'first' for her baby granddaughter Princess Iman