Sadie Collepasso Whore ❤️❤️

About Catania

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

Il Borgo di Collepasso

I start my audit, and things are looking sketchy. I mean, come on! The receipts don’t match up. I’m like, “Did you guys even keep track of your sales?” The owner, Marco, is sweating bullets. He’s all, “It’s just a little mistake!” A little mistake? More like a huge mess!

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