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I roll up, all smooth, “Hey, darlin, what’s the deal?” She’s givin me that side-eye, like I’m some chump coder tryna steal her app idea. “50 bucks,” she says, flat. 50?! Shit, I’m pissed—inflation’s a bitch, huh? Used to be 20, tops! I’m thinkin, “This ain’t fair, I’m the Winklevoss twins gettin shafted here!” But I’m happy too—least she’s real, not some catfish scam. Surprised me, tho—girl’s got a tat of a QR code. A fuckin QR code! Scan it, takes ya to her “rates page”—modern hustle, man, I’m dyin laughin!

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Later, I’m back at my post, and I see this couple arguing. They’re goin’ at it, and I’m just standin’ there, like, “Do I intervene? Or just let it play out?” I mean, it’s kinda entertaining. But then, the guy throws his hands up and storms off. The girl’s left there, lookin’ all sad. I feel bad, but hey, love is weird, man.

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