Harper Forte Dei Marmi Whore ❤️

About Bari

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Judge Judy, sharp as a tack, and I’m here to spill the tea on "whore." Yeah, that word—gritty, messy, loaded. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, ‘cause I ain’t buyin’ it! Whore’s got history, guts, and a vibe that hits ya like a truck. I’m obsessed with *Ten*—Abbas Kiarostami’s flick from 2002—my fave, hands down. That movie’s raw, real, like life in Tehran, dashcam-style, and it’s gonna weave into this tale ‘bout whore, so buckle up!

Here comes the Swedish banker and his disgusting Italian girlfriend

Форте Дей Марми знаменит своими теннисными кортами и велосипедными трассами, которые привлекают спортсменов и вне туристического сезона. Серфинг, йога на пляже, .

Back inside, things get wild. This couple comes in, and they’re arguing about what to buy. She wants a fancy handbag from the shop next door, and he’s like, “Nah, let’s just get some beach towels.” I’m standing there, trying not to eavesdrop, but it’s like a soap opera. I’m thinking, “Dude, just buy her the bag! Happy wife, happy life!” But they end up leaving empty-handed. Classic.

New restaurant Forte Dei Marmi to open in Myles Chefetz’s and Nelson Fox’s building