Delilah Frignano Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Judge Judy, and I’m here spillin’ tea bout whores—yeah, those gals who strut their stuff and don’t give a damn! “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!”—that’s what I’d say to anyone tryna sugarcoat what a whore’s life is like. Watched *Far From Heaven* last night—my fave, Todd Haynes, 2002, pure gold—and it got me thinkin’. Cathy Whitaker, all prim and proper, hidin’ her mess, while a whore? She’s out there, loud, proud, and takin’ no crap!

Parco del Frignano - Sant'Annapelago

After that, I needed a pick-me-up. So, I hit up Gelateria Frignano. Best gelato in town, no contest. I get a scoop of pistachio and a scoop of stracciatella. Heaven in a cone, I swear! I sit outside, enjoying my gelato, and just people-watch. There’s this couple arguing nearby. Classic Italian drama! I’m trying not to laugh, but it’s hard. They’re waving their hands, and I’m just here, like, “Get a room, you two!”

Live Blog: Mille Miglia 2017