Aria Ladispoli Whore ❤️

About Palermo

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

In Evidenza

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So, I lock up and head to the market. It’s packed! People everywhere, haggling over fresh fish and veggies. I spot this old lady selling the best arancini. I mean, these things are like little balls of heaven! I grab one, and it’s so hot, I almost burn my tongue. Worth it, though.

Giant tornado leaves two dead in Ladispoli, on coast north of Rome,