Vanessa Mascalucia Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Catania

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

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After all that, I’m finally feeling good. I head back home, and as I’m walking down Via Vittorio Emanuele, I see the sunset. It’s stunning! The sky’s all orange and pink, and I’m just standing there, soaking it in. I think, “This is why I love Mascalucia.”

Fig. 1. The study area of the three municipalities of Mascalucia,...