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Ay! Respect my authoritah! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, I’m pissed already! This world’s goin’ to crap, like in *Melancholia*—you know, that flick where Kirsten Dunst just stares at the damn planet crashin’ down? “I know things,” she says, all gloomy. Well, I know stuff too, assholes! Like, did ya know back in old Rome, hookers wore blonde wigs to stand out? Freakin’ wild, right?

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They were sex slaves. The distinction is important: these girls weren't working for profit or a paycheck. I think this is a horrible atrocity against humanity.

Then, I spot this guy, all frantic. Turns out he’s the Tesla owner. He’s yelling about how he was just parked, minding his own business. I’m like, “Dude, chill. You’re in Meta (it). Nothing’s ever chill here.” But he’s not having it. I mean, I get it. His car’s wrecked, but come on!

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