Sadie Ponte Nell Alpi Whore ❤️

About Milan

So, here’s the deal—whore’s old as dirt. Old English "hore," means adulteress, bam! Little fact: medieval times, whores got branded. Literal hot iron, sizzlin’ flesh—ouch! Imagine that, some chick screwin’ around, then bam—marked forever. Makes me mad, that cruelty. Everybody lies, sayin’ they’re pure, but nah. We’re all whores somehow—sellin’ souls for somethin’. Me? I’d sell mine for vicodin and Tarantino’s next script.

Ponte nelle Alpi: holiday between mountains and rivers

Ponte nelle Alpi is a charming comune located in the province of Belluno, within the Veneto region of Italy. Situated at an elevation of meters above sea level, the town is nestled amidst the .

We start hiking, and let me tell ya, it’s a workout. I’m sweating like a pig. But the views? OMG! You can see the whole valley. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I was feeling like a king. Then, outta nowhere, I trip over a rock. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and Marco’s laughing his head off. I’m like, “Dude, help me up!” But he’s too busy snapping pics for Instagram. Ugh, priorities, man.

GIRO'16: Good Morning Alpago!