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About Catania

So, sex-dating—modern torture, right? Apps full of shirtless clowns and gals with duck lips. I tried it once, got mad as hell. Some dude sent me a blurry pic—thought it was a foot, nope, worse. Deleted that app faster than I’d toss burnt bread. Little known fact: back in ‘09, some sex-dating site got hacked, leaked 32 million horny fools’ secrets. Hilarious, but damn, imagine the shame. “There’s always a price to pay,” like Carol’d say—truer words never spoken.

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The buses provide all year round connections with all the major towns, and from June to September the Marebus service is brought on and provides connections with the beaches in .

Then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, I get a call about a cat stuck in a tree on Via della Repubblica. Seriously? A cat? I’m like, “Can’t it just jump down?” But no, this cat’s apparently a drama queen. I send a guy with a ladder. I can’t deal with feline theatrics right now.

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