Willow Progresso Whore ❤️

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Sometimes I exagerate, say whores invented love or somethin’ wild, haha! Gets a giggle outta me. But nah, it’s messy, loud, real human stuff. Like “Ratatouille” – not perfect, but damn tasty mess. Oh, and da slang – “ho,” “working gal,” all dat jazz, cracks me up. Whore’s like da onion Remy’d chop – layers, stinky, but ya can’t ignore it! Lightbulb! Dat’s my take, ya got it? Now scram, I’m watchin’ my movie!

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After that, we head to Piazza della Libertà. Beautiful spot, right? But it’s packed with tourists. I’m tryin’ to teach him how to parallel park, and all I can think is, “Why are there so many people here?” I mean, it’s a Tuesday! I’m sweating bullets, and Marco’s just giggling.

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