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Little secret, precious – whores used bells, y’know? Middle Ages, jinglin’ so folk knew they’re comin’ – hilarious! Imagine that racket – jingle, jangle, “Oi, here’s yer shag!” Cracks me up, it does. Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it – too busy eatin’! Me fave bit? When they’re sassy – one told a copper, “Piss off, I’m workin’!” – bold as brass!

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My first stop is always at Jessica’s Pharmacy. Best prices, excellent service, and an adjoining bar where you can get a free frozen margarita. Arturo is the owner in the pharmacy, handsome as .

Next, we swing by the old market on Via Cavour. Man, the smells! Fresh bread, fish, and that weird cheese that smells like feet. I’m starving, but no time to eat. Marco’s gotta focus. But then, he spots a gelato stand. “Can we stop?” he asks. I’m like, “Dude, you’re driving, not on vacation!”

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